up3dickbot

Pisyunmetr is an adult-themed entertainment bot built around humorous “size” comparisons between users. It runs directly inside Telegram chats and is designed for informal groups that enjoy edgy jokes and competitive banter.

Core mechanics

Users trigger a virtual measurement with the /dick command and instantly get a result that can be compared with friends or with the global audience. The bot maintains several leaderboards: per-chat rankings, global tops, and separate “fap” tops, turning the mechanic into a simple competitive game.

Stats and progression

Results are visualized with generated stat images that show current position and progress. A referral system lets users gain extra virtual centimeters by inviting others. The bot is explicitly 18+ and focuses on playful rivalry rather than serious metrics, making it a niche meme-style tool for adult communities.