Boinkers is a parody mini-game on Telegram inspired by cryptocurrency culture. Players dive into a world of meme coin farming and the dream of a moon landing.
Although the project mocks standard cryptocurrency game mechanics, it features similar gameplay. The goal is to continuously increase your hourly coin earnings.
How to Play Boinkers
A distinctive feature of Boinkers is its use of memes and satire of cryptocurrency stereotypes and related projects. Players are encouraged to upgrade their characters and launch them to the moon, with leaderboards humorously named Top assholes.
Each character will launch to the moon after seven upgrades, increasing the hourly income of crappy coins. Shitcoin is also a popular meme among crypto enthusiasts.
The mini-game uses two currencies:
- gold coins for upgrading characters and launching them to the moon;
- crappy coins, the more valuable currency that determines the distribution of the meme coin $BOINK.
To earn gold, you need to spin humorous slot machines; energy regenerates over time. The slots allow you to rob other players and earn both currencies. To avoid being robbed, you must keep your shield activated and purchase additional protection.
Energy is awarded for inviting friends – 250 for a regular player and 800 for a Telegram Premium user.
Quests
Completing quests rewards you with both currencies, energy, and limited edition tickets. The standard quest list includes watching ads, liking posts, subscribing to channels, exploring partner projects and more.
Play in Browser
Boinkers takes full advantage of Telegram mini app capabilities. With Telegram Mini Apps 2.0, you can now play mini-games on your computer in full-screen mode. Boinkers offers the choice to play in the messenger or in your browser; for the latter, you need to log in with your Telegram account.
Boinkers News
Current news about the project is published on the official Telegram channel, called Boinkers News. Occasionally, announcements appear on X and Discord, but they are always duplicated on Telegram.
Boinkers Listing and Drop
Developers promise the launch of the meme coin $BOINK, though the listing date is unknown. It is recommended to follow official sources for updates.
How to Get $BOINK Coins
Increase your hourly Shitcoin earnings and overall coin totals; upgrade and launch your characters to the moon. The higher these figures, the larger the drop a player will receive. Boinkers is free to play, though some upgrades are available for purchase with real money. Booster purchases are optional.
How to Withdraw in Boinkers
Even before the listing and drop of $BOINK, all players can connect a Wallet in Telegram or Tonkeeper to their account. The new coin will be withdrawn to these wallets once launched; no further action is required.
Shitcoins earned in the game hold no intrinsic value – they are merely points for a future $BOINK drop.
